George W. Bush vs The Joker
BUSH
America faces an evil and a determined enemy.
THE JOKER
Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.
BUSH
This is an evil man that we’re dealing with. And I wouldn’t put it past him to develop evil weapons to try to harm civilization as we know it.
THE JOKER
I’m a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite…and gunpowder…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!
BUSH
Our war that we now fight is against terror and evil…Our struggle is going to be long and difficult. But we will prevail. We will win. Good will overcome evil.
THE JOKER
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
You just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won’t kill you, because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
BUSH
This is a new kind of — a new kind of evil. And we understand. And the American people are beginning to understand. This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.
Special thanks to IMDB and Magniloquence Against Evil.
